Nutcracker Glam 17oz
$20.00 USD
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Nutcracker Soldier Glass Tumbler - 17oz of Holiday Command & Sparkles
🪖 "At Ease, Soldiers... It's Coffee Time!" ✨
Finally, a tumbler that understands the importance of having your own personal army - of adorable nutcracker soldiers guarding your beverages! This magnificent 17oz masterpiece features a whole battalion of the cutest Christmas soldiers you've ever seen, complete with a glittery tree that's basically their festive headquarters.
These aren't just any ordinary soldiers - they're the elite Holiday Hydration Unit, specially trained in the art of making every sip feel like a royal decree. With their perfectly coordinated uniforms and that show-stopping sparkly Christmas tree, they're ready to defend your drink against the forces of boring drinkware!
What's Included
✨ 17oz glass tumbler with your own personal nutcracker army
✨ Bamboo lid (because even soldiers need proper equipment)
✨ Glass straw (no flimsy paper straws in this regiment!)
✨ Straw cleaner (maintaining military precision, one clean straw at a time)
Perfect for sipping everything from "morning coffee briefings" to "evening hot chocolate debriefings." The glittery Christmas tree serves as the perfect backdrop for your nutcracker squad, while the festive bow adds that touch of holiday elegance that says "I'm fancy AND I have toy soldiers."
Features:
- Durable borosilicate glass (tougher than a nutcracker's jaw)
- Heat Resistant & Lead Free
- Approx 17oz | 500ml
- Bamboo Lid
- 1 Glass Straw + 1 Straw Cleaner
- Full Graphic Wrap
- Good for Cold & Hot Beverages
- Keeps Liquids Cold/Warm 8+ hours
- Sustainable materials (environmentally conscious military operations)
- Makes every drink feel like a holiday celebration
Warning: May cause spontaneous humming of "The Nutcracker Suite," an irresistible urge to stand at attention while drinking, and the sudden belief that all beverages should be served with military precision!
Care:
- Dishwasher Safe (because these soldiers don't do KP duty)
- Bamboo lid - hand wash, do not let sit in water
- Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
- Use Caution When Removing From Microwave
Perfect for: Ballet lovers, Christmas tradition enthusiasts, people who take their hot cocoa very seriously, collectors of tiny armies, and anyone who believes their drinkware should come with its own honor guard!
Because life's too short for unguarded beverages and too long without sparkly Christmas trees! 🎄⚔️